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nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

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aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

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stargates:

why is this so hard

😂😂😂

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commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs. & Mrs. Smith

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travitrav:

jaiking:

Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.

Know your fetishes

4/10

6/10 👏

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boulder-shoulders:

This is impressive

Twerk X 9000

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holdmeinyoureyes:

People who consider mustangs “nice cars”

Go away.

👏

Telling someone you wanna be a Mortician and they automatically turn it into you wanna be a necrophiliac.

holdmeinyoureyes:

linkavich-chomofsky:

image

Basically.

#relatable

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